New Book Titles That Should Be Written About China
1. No Five Second Rule in China
If it falls on the floor, it's done. Don't even think about putting it in your mouth.
2. You Can't Get Rice in China
You can order it, you can ask for it to come out first, you can remind them during the meal, but you will never taste it's starchy goodness.
3. In an Atheist Country, it Doesn't Matter if the Customer is God.
Good Service? You're not in China.
If it falls on the floor, it's done. Don't even think about putting it in your mouth.
2. You Can't Get Rice in China
You can order it, you can ask for it to come out first, you can remind them during the meal, but you will never taste it's starchy goodness.
3. In an Atheist Country, it Doesn't Matter if the Customer is God.
Good Service? You're not in China.
posted by International Dave at 8:50 PM
1 Comments:
I love the second one!!! You should add: "You will certainly have to pay for it when the bill comes." Why is it always such a struggle to get them to shang the rice?
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